“I’m NOT a turkey!” by Jamaica B (Nov., 2012)
(spelling slightly edited)
I’m not a turkey. I’m a detective turkey. You won’t find me on a turkey farm, but you’ll find me on case. I chose this disguise because I love solving mysteries. On Thanksgiving, I am on a serious case and it is great. I will love it because I won’t be eaten on Thanksgiving Day! Oh, there’s my call!